Movie Buffs! Your Favourite Quotes!

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Calling All Movie Buffs was such a success and you made such great contributions that I’ve compiled a list of YOUR favourite film/movie quotes (and included a few more of my own ). So now you have to guess each other’s favourite quotes. I will highlight the ones that have gone as before, to help you spot the ones that are left. Look out for tips, hints and edits in both the post and comments. And if you want to see which bloggers provided which quotes, check out the comments in the original post. I can’t wait to answer some of these quotes…

Go for it – and have fun!

Edit!! October 13th- I’ve added some more of yours to the list! There are now85 and the list is almost full. I will add them to the list – up to 100 as Mosh suggested and highlight them when they’re gone. After that, you’ll need to keep your eyes on your comments to see who’s got what. Everyone’s invited to the movies!

1. “Fucking Cock-er-roach!”
2. “Those who can’t do, teach and those that can’t teach, teach gym.”
3. “When I meet Eisenhower, should I give the Nazi salute, or shake his hand?”
4. “You know, for kids.”
5. “You must be on stage when the curtain falls.”
6. [demonstrates faux karate moves] “they call that the quart-a-blood technique; you do that, a quart of blood drop out a man’s body.”
7. “Lewis, we’ve had presidents who were beloved, who couldn’t find a coherent sentence with two hands and a flashlight. People don’t drink the sand because they’re thirsty. They drink the sand because they don’t know the difference. “
8. “You’re the duke! You’re the duke! … buy you ain’t number one.” (at least that’s how I always heard the line)
9. I’ll have what she’s having”
10. “Rommel, you magnificent bastard”
11. “Come with me if you want to live!”
12. “Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up huffing glue…”
13. “And in walked the biggest Mexican I ever seen”
14. “Mongo LIKE sheriff Bart!”
15. “C’mon home Roger, and I’ll bake you a carrot cake” (you probably don’t need a clue, but I’ll give one – its animated, and sneaky-dirty to boot!)
16. “I don’t roll on Shabbas!”
17. “PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?”
18. “You know what the problem with real life is? No danger music …”
19. “Face it, Flounder, you fucked up – you trusted us!”
20. “I want you to hit me as hard as you can”
21. “Ahh, I’m going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday, too… “
22. “That’s MY hair pie!”
23. “Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.”
24. “Does your dog bite?”
    “No”
    [reaches to pet dog, which promptly bites hand]
    “I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!”
    “That is not my dog.”
25. “That’s a big chicken!”
26. “Wheat. Great. I’m dead and all she can talk about is grain.”
27. [blind character with cockney accent:] “You don’t ‘ave to shout, I have acute ‘earing.” “I’m not interested in your jewelry, cloth-eyes!
28. “Mister President, we cannot afford to have a mine-shaft gap!”
29. “I say you ARE the Messiah, and I should know, I’ve followed a few!”
30. “Lesson number one – don’t think, you can only hurt the ballclub”
31. “Had my dream again where I’m making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I’d nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.”
32. “Clint Eastwood… I fucked ‘im.”
33. “I couldn’t eat another bite.“
34. “Wake up! Time to die!”
35. “Correctamundo!”
36. “Okay. So, she’s a dog.”
37. “You’ve got me! Who’s got you?!”
38. “What are you people? On Dope?!!”
39. “Take her out? You mean like?” (hand gestures gun to head)
40. “You’re slipping red. I used to be afraid of that look.”
41. “Lost my job, my girl, and now my apartment. Now, depression sets in.”
42. “Laces Out!”
43. “What we got here is a failure to communicate…”
44. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the WAR ROOM!”
45. “I’m mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take it any more!”
46. “Wrong brother, you hateful bitch.”
47. “You know Burke, I don’t know which species is worse. You don’t see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage!”
48. “Get away from her, you bitch!”
49. “Listen to them. Children of the night. What music THEY make.”
50. “It’s classified. I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.”
51. What kind of mother would I be if I didn’t give my girls tits… tips?”
52. “O Captain, My Captain”
53. “Heard about the guy who fell off a skyscraper? On his way down past each floor, he kept saying to reassure himself: So far so good… so far so good… so far so good. How you fall doesn’t matter. It’s how you land!” (Hint: Probably the most famous French film made, quite political too!)
54. “Just because I like ballet doesn’t mean I’m a poof, you know. ”
55. “Ya smoke this shit so to escape from reality? Me, I don’t need this shit. I am reality. There’s the way it ought to be, and there’s the way it is. ”
56. “He’s fat, you’re thin, and you’re both fucking ugly. ”
57. “Fookin’ hell! ”
58. “I need a father who’s a role model, not some horny geek-boy who’s gonna spray his shorts whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school. What a lame-o. Someone really should just put him out of his misery. ”
59. ”My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men’s room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn’t so closely resemble Hell.” Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.”
60. “SANDY!” – “Tell me about it Stud”
61. “Oh, my parole officer wants to give me a drug test and I need your urine… can I score some of your piss?”
62. “Lance, I want you to stay in your room. ” – “Why?” – “Because you’re an embarrassment.” – “OK!”
63. “You’re one ugly motherfucker”
64. “Right turn Clyde” (or was it left?)
65. “You want the truth?! You can’t handle the truth!”
66. “You’re a dinosuar. A Relic of the cold war.”
67. “Fear not little one. I am here to protect thee.”
68. - “There’s somebody here to see you.”
    “What’s he look like?” -“Serious”
69. - “The cops are here”
    - “How many?”
    - “All of them I think”
70. My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.”
71. “God darnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.”
72. “The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.”
73. You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole.” — “How very interesting. You’re a true vulgarian, aren’t you?” “You are the vulgarian, you fuck.”
74. “The first one won’t kill you; not the second, not even the third… not till you crawl over here and you KISS MY FOOT!”
75. “If winning overshadows everything, why didn’t you teach one of us to lose?”
76. “Don’t call me stupid!”
77. “I know you gentlemen have been through a lot. But when you find the time… I’d rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!”
78. “Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James.”
79. “What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well WE got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!”
80. “There’s no point living, if you can’t feel alive.”
81. “I put a black widow spider underneath his mosquito net… a female, they’re the worst. It took him a whole week to die.”
82. “When I was sixteen, I went to work for a newspaper in Hong Kong. It was a rag, but the editor taught me one important lesson. The key to a great story is not who, or what, or when, but why.”
83. “Is it a water heater?”
84. “What? That plane? That’s a commercial airliner. It’s five miles high. They wouldn’t see nuc’ilar explosion if they were looking for one!”
85. “Well, we’re safe for now, thank goodness we’re in a bowling alley…That is real rain out there.”
86. “Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
87. “Don’t mess with the volcano, man! Cause I’ll go Pompeii on your butt!”
88. “This is why only fools are heroes. You never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice. Let die the woman you love or suffer the little children.”
89. - “I was starting to wander what a girl has to do to get arressted.”
    - “Wearing that dress is a step in the right direction.”

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