Know Your K-Fed
9 11 2006Well, well. Who’d have thunk it?
Britney’s wanna-be-a-pop-star-but-don’t-know-how husband Kevin Federline – also generously described as an “aspiring wrapper rapper” – is seeking sole custody of the two children AND a slice of her multi-million dollar fortune. Hmmm. Maybe he’s not as dumb as he seems after all. Her fortune in 2004 was estimated by Forbes at around $120 million. Dare we suggest the words “Gold” and “Digger” might be an appropriate description for Fed-Ex?
He did after all leave one heavily pregnant partner for Britney. Three guesses as to what she must be thinking on hearing the news that he, like she was, is now history.
Hey ho. I say that Britney owes her mother a cool couple of $$million at least for making her get an “iron-clad” pre-nuptial agreement. It looks as if Mr Fed-Ex is going to have quite the fight on his hands. Especially since, though she also isn’t particularly smart, Britney is smart enough to ditch the extra baggage now.
Perhaps K-Fed or Fed-Ex should give Lady Mills-McCartney a call for some advice as to what dirt he can sling around in the press to help his case. He’s going to need all the help he can get.
Judging by his singing ability (none) and record sales to date (lousy to none), he should probably quit while he’s ahead.
Saw a news item where Shar Jackson, Federline’s ex-girlfriend whom he left behind and pregnant to be with Britney Spears, claims that her ex is “a good guy”. I know Spears is dumb as rocks, but it appears that Jackson, an actress who had a role on TV’s “Moesha”, doesn’t have much brain power, either. What “good” is there in a man who left her on the brink of giving birth to be with another woman? What scares me is that some impressionable young women will read her remarks and think it is okay to be mistreated like that.
Hillari - Jackson is probably dumber than Spears, but not by that much. Apparently the so-called “good man” also has another child by another woman somewhere, making four children in all including Brtiney’s. If that’s what is termed as a “good man” I shudder to think what they would call a bad one. And I wouldn’t be surprised if he already has a long line of hopefuls waiting in the wings.
Well why am i not surprised!
I guess we all knew this was coming, the only question was WHEN! And this episode answers that too! It never ceases to fascinate how nonchalant people tend to get when it comes to marriage and kids.
But like they say, “The show will go on!”