Like It Is

Naomi Campbell isn’t a threat right now, but if she gets in a temper, then watch out for those stiletto boots.

In Naomi Is Out Of Control! she was in the dock. Again. Now it’s time to do the community service stint.

The nutty tempestuous nutty supermodel arrived today to do her week of community service in Manhattan as punishment for assaulting her maid with a Blackberry mobile phone.

She certainly arrived dressed to kill in six-inch stiletto and stylish cinch waisted coat and sassy shades and for all anybody knew she could have been on a fashion shoot. Officials are “concerned about her comfort” – doing an eight hour day of menial tasks can be hard on the feet, they say. I say, too right. I’m sure she had some stylish flats she could have chosen instead. Stilettos are a bit senseless for community server, but we won’t let a bit of common sense get in the way of a supermodel.

Perhaps she will change into the workboots she was carrying… and perhaps she has some comfy track pants and sporty combos that will work a treat for her community service. Even better perhaps someone will give her a boot to the head before they have her pop into her orange jump suit – like the one Boy George wore.

Somehow I’m not sure that the community service is really going to ensure she won’t get into an anger strop again. Naomi has been asked to attend anger management classes (again) since she’s been accused of assaulting staff on four separate occasions. That’s only the number of times anyone has dared to press charges, so I’d say that four occasions is probably on the low side. Seems to me since the classes didn’t work then, they’re unlikely to work now.

I don’t think this little cleaning episode community service is going to teach Naomi a darn thing.

Personally I think she’s as nutty as a fruit cake and should carry a sign saying “dangerous, piss me off at your peril!” Any maid (or anyone else for that matter) contemplating working for her should ensure they have the appropriate head protection and body armour. It might be though that if she’s hauled up again on assault charges she won’t be cleaning a few windows and doing menial tasks. She’ll be cooling her those high heels of hers in a jail… something I’m not sure she shouldn’t be doing right now.

I think she should be sentenced to 5 weeks with the WIBF (Womens International Boxing Federation) – in the ring. We know she can chuck her mobile phone at the heads of defenceless maids who earn a fraction of what she spends on getting her nails done. That’s easy.

Laila Ali could show Ms Campbell what she thinks of her “tough girl” temper tantrums. Then we’d see how she fares against some real tough girls. Sadly, it’ll never happen.

Photo and original story: March 19 2007 BBC Online

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