Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!”.

And the guy lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever he pleased…did whatever the hell he wanted, never argued, travelled more, had many girlfriends, saved more money.

he watched football, and burped, swore, and farted all the time, without someone to change him.

is that funny too tanya or is it sexist..??

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!”.

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased…did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She watched chick flicks, never football, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.

The end!

A man goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.
“I’ll have the little green squid with the hairy lip please” says the man.
“O.K.” replies the waiter and calls out “Gervais!!”
A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn’t the heart to kill the squid.
Not to worry” says the waiter, and calls out “Hans!!” at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen.
“Sir”, says the waiter, “this is Hans, the dishwasher.
Hans, kill that squid!” The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.
“I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid” Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.
“Well sir,” says the waiter, “it just goes to show.
Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais… With mild green, hairy lip squid.

and a while ago i re wrote some nursery rhymes, like little red riding hood. tom thumb and hansel and gretel, in a cf modern way

http://mercurior.blogspot.com/2006/03/little-red-riding-hood.html

http://mercurior.blogspot.com/2006/03/tom-thumb.html

http://mercurior.blogspot.com/2006/03/hansel-and-gretel.html