Lindsay Lohan arrested for drink driving
What can I say? Does this not have curious overtones of the Paris Hilton drink-drive arrest of a couple of months ago? In fact, just change the names and it could be the same news really. Seems Lindsay Lohan needs to change her rehab… all that money and she’s still on crack cocaine and and so stupid she gets behind a wheel cocaine squirrelled away in her car and… wait for it – drives with a suspended license! Surprise!
Oh and wait. She says the cocaine isn’t hers. ‘Course it isn’t. Some one planted stashed it with her for safe keeping. Didn’t they?
A smart liar lawyer might help her argue that one. But not sure exactly how she’s going to explain driving on a suspended license. Unless she says she was high out of it, but that mightn’t be so wise. Ummm, hello? Smart Liar Lawyer?
I hope she gets at least six months. More if possible. But I fear we will have to wait for the first dead body before we see a celebrity go to jail for any decent amount of time for driving drunk behind the wheel.
Edit. Lindsay says she’s “innocent.”
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In the US if you are holding illegal drugs, they’re yours, even if someone gave them to you…it’s called “possession” because they are in your possession.
Gah, I hate that talentless AND dangerous Lohan slag. We’ll be lucky if she even SEES the inside of a jail.
Unfortunately she’s just going to go to rehab for a little bit, get a lot more attention, and in the end make a lot more money..