Celebrity Breeding
10 09 2007Well, childfree folks. Who says babies aren’t the latest celeb accessory? Feeling bored? Celeb status needs a boost? Feeling a lack of attention? Have a kid!
First we had Halle Berry FINALLY getting herself preggers as promised (well she did make no bones that’s what she’s always wanted, looks like she’s got it, hopefully it’s not bye-bye great looking sperm donor sorry, handsome model), but we now have Paris Hilton threatening to breed and launch her progeny Brangelina-like on the world.
Think of it. A complete twit of a celeb, who bawls when she’s made to pay for – errm driving driving under the influence of ALCOHOL drunk, announces to the world she wants a baby next year. On second thoughts, maybe you shouldn’t think about it…it’s pretty painful.
Of course,well, like, er, Paris has gotta keep up with pal Nicole Ritchie (hey, didn’t she drive drunk as well??). Can’t let Nicole be breeding and not Paris can she?
And Ms H isn’t resting on her laurels either. She’s on the look-out for, like, a good candidate to be the proud papa (er – like). Still, if the papa doesn’t appear (and be able to make her laugh) what’s the wager she’ll have a kid anyway? Ew. I can see the headlines already.
In an interview with Jackie Collins for Elle magazine, she revealed: “I wanna have like a family and a guy.”
Probably in that order, too.
“I used to care about looks, but I’ve grown out of that stage. They have to be a good person, someone I know would be a good husband, loyal and funny and smart. “
Arrgh! Like, um, pass the puke bucket someone. Poor kid. Unfortunately it has no say in the matter of its less than stellar parent. But it’ll be expected to be grateful for being born.
Too bad.
Paris Hilton - I want to have a baby next year
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I wonder what she’ll do when the baby fad is out….
This from a twit who can’t even take care of a chihuahua and traded her dog in for a cuter, younger model like he was an accesory.
Paris Hilton… wanting to breed!!? NO! Somebody, please, this chick needs to be stopped at any and all cost! I hope she’s found to be infertile.
Sorry… that was my knee-jerk reaction talking. Then I thought, wait a minute, can’t she just reproduce by budding? Like an amoeba? Um… maybe I’m tempting fate there… :/
She’s probably bored, and like you said, trying to keep up with Ritchie. She probably also sees how mothers are so revered and how they garner instant respect simply because they have evidence they got screwed and that their bodies were working (i.e. because they could get pregnant.) It’ll be a false respect. But it may be she wants to “grow up” and will “prove” it by having a baby.
I am neither angered nor surprised. She’ll probably have her baby and they’ll both do FINE. She’ll hire nannies and her kid will have made it into the Lucky Sperm Club - just like her. I won’t feel bad for the baby at all - or her.
I’m sick of out-of-wedlock celebrity pregnancies, period. When Average Joe and Jane are caught up in that situation it’s not cute, or publicized for that matter.
I think it’s all about keeping up with Ritchie. And Hillari , you’re right - there’s nothing remotely cute about it.
It’s not like she has to be parent material. Those people never see their kids anyway. The nannies do.