…you’ve beheld the 8th and 9th wonders of the world. Twins!
It’s a funny old world, methinks. But these two posts from D-Listed made me laugh. And so of course I had to share it with you, wonderful childfree readers. For today is definitely not your day. No-one cares about you, because the eyes of the world (well, a good portion of it) are turned
heaven-wards – sorry website and magazine-wards with feverish anticipation. I mean, it’s been on the International NEWS, dammit! Today is the day for the Brangelina Loons. Today’s the day that the $15million pics of the TWIN messiahs get released to the world. (US$ 15 million for pictures of babies ???!!). Faarrk!
Some are going potty (no pun intended, honest) with anticipation, cancelling everything except the most urgent bodily functions to be the first to gaze upon the golden babies. Clearly, these are no mere babies, right?
Get the scoop here:
I really can’t add any more to it except to say I enjoyed it hugely. Thank God for some sane irreverence. Here’s an excerpt to whet your taste-buds:
“Yes, it’s true. People Magazine won the exclusive rights for the first pictures of Brangelina’s chosen twins. It’s rumored that they paid around $10 to $15 million, a record. Of course, the money is going to charity. I think the name of the charity is the “We’re Fucking Saints And You Know It Fund.“
Actually, it’s more likely Monday will be the crazy day. Since that’s when the Brangeloonies (love that name) will officially be in raptures. Or perhaps they’ll have experienced the rapture after gazing worshipfully upon the blessed ones. Simply brangiful. Sigh.
And, don’t forget to read this one too.
Better get down on your knees and get those dark glasses on. The light will be truly blinding. You’ve been warned.
Wonder if the Brangeloonies would like frankincense and myrrh with that…
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